I Wish I Lacked Critical Thinking Skills (Y'all Seem So Happy) Frog Long Sleeve T-Shirt (Unisex)

Navigating the complexities of adulthood often brings the exhausting burden of overanalyzing everything around you. This hilariously cynical shirt captures that quiet, caffeinated realization that ignorance might actually be bliss. It makes for the perfect conversation starter for anyone who just wants to sit back, sip their morning coffee, and playfully envy those who float through life completely oblivious.

Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

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