Bring Out Your Dead Long Sleeve T-Shirt (Unisex)

Embrace the delightfully dark humor of adulthood with a shirt that perfectly captures the mundane reality of weekly chores through a brilliantly macabre historical lens. This tee cleverly merges the grim history of 1348 with the highly relatable, modern-day routine of municipal curbside collection. It is the ultimate statement piece for history buffs, dark comedy enthusiasts, and anyone who feels that dragging the bins out every Tuesday and Thursday can sometimes feel like a truly medieval task.

Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

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