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Need an illustration that successfully combines philosophy with nostalgic childhood playtime? You will get a rouse from our "Waxing Philosophic (Plato)" t-shirt design. Simple yet convincing and comedic to boot. Prefer something more psychotic? Losing your mind on a weekend bender full of chemicals and substances in Vegas? Hallucinate to the max with our "This Is Bat Country" t-shirt. You will think those dark winged bastards are following you at all times. Planning a camping trip into the great wide open? Bringing some good eats to cook over campfire? Celebrate the unfortunate hilarity that ensues with our "It's All Fun And Games Until Someone Loses A Wiener" t-shirt. You know the situation. Your hot dog is almost done cooking to your liking when it suddenly falls off of your stick and to its death in the hellish flames. Feel the heat by wearing this side-splitting perspicuous t-shirt. Hilarious graphic t shirts go wild at NoiseBot.com!
Food and wisecracking go hand in hand when it comes to our inventory of telling t-shirts. Do you think your toaster enjoys that much toast insertion? It may surprise you to know that it does not. In fact, it's quite annoying to the toaster. If it came to life, it would play out exactly as pictured on our "Run Or We'll Be Toast" t-shirt. Have you ever seen two bread buddies so scared out of their minds? Let's turn now to desserts. You would not think it could be possible for a cupcake to be envious of another cupcake. However, in our world of concrete t-shirts, this sort of thing is a pretty typical occurence. As youcan see on our "I Think You're Jealous" t-shirt, one treat is expressing jealousyand making it known through some rather harsh language. The real lesson here may be not to get on the wrong side of your sweets.
To a squirrel, a nut is their whole world. They devote an endless supply of time and energy into storing those bad boys away. Want to see what happens when you try to deplete their rations? Take a glance at our "Protect Your Nuts" t-shirt where you will find the long-tailed creature ready for combat, stick in hand. You have heard of the expression "mess with the bull, get the horns", but have you ever heard of "mess with the squirrel, get the stick"? Now you have along with its design print of reference. You learn something new every day. Let's look at another situation. You and a friend are the last two people on earth, and you're getting tailed by some undead freaks. Running would be a solid solution, but what if you've been running most of the day? Your pace has just about slowed to their unsteady stride. What do you do? Save your friend? Save yourself? For many, the answer lies in our "If Zombies Chase Us, I'm Tripping You" t-shirt. Sure, you may be a kind person through and through, but when your life is on the line, your true colors come shining through.