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Mens Regular Fit T-Shirts
Manufactured by Gildan.* 5.3 oz., 100% cotton, regular fit, preshrunk (Guys "Heather Grey" color t-shirt is 90% cotton/10% polyester). Seamless double-needle collar; taped neck and shoulders; double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Imported. Made under strict anti-sweatshop conditions. *Please note: In extremely rare cases, we may substitute a comparable brand such as Jerzees, Fruit Of The Loom, etc if Gildan is not readily available from our supplier.

 

MENS
SMALL
MENS MEDIUM
MENS LARGE
MENS XL
MENS 2XL
MENS 3XL
Chest Size
34-36
38-40
42-44
46-48
50-52
54-56
Length*
28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
33"
Width**
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
28"
*Length = back collar to bottom hem of shirt
**Width = armpit to armpit across front of shirt
 
 

Mens Slim Fit T-Shirts
Manufactured by American Apparel ("Standard American" style number 2001) for men who desire a slim fit. Sizes run small. Slim-fit sizes are NOT pre-shrunk & may shrink down a half of a size after the first few washing/drying cycles, thus creating a tighter, slimmer fit. The softest, smoothest, best-looking T-shirt available anywhere. 4.3 oz., 100% Fine Jersey cotton construction (Mens Slim Fit "Heather Grey" t-shirt color contains 10% Polyester), (Mens Slim Fit "Khaki" color t-shirt is a light brown heather-colored tri-blend 50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon, style number TR401 track shirt), combed for softness and comfort. Durable rib neckband. Made in the USA.

 

MENS
SMALL
MENS MEDIUM
MENS LARGE
MENS XL
MENS 2XL
Chest Size
34-36
38-40
42-44
46-48
50-52
Length*
28 3/8" 29 3/8" 30 3/8" 31 3/8" 32 3/8"
Width**
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
*Length = back collar to bottom hem of shirt
**Width = armpit to armpit across front of shirt
 
 

Womens Slim Fit T-Shirts
Manufactured by American Apparel ("Classic Girl" style number 2102) for women who desire a youthful slim fit. Sizes run small. Slim-fit sizes are NOT pre-shrunk & may shrink down a half of a size after the first few washing/drying cycles, thus creating a tighter, slimmer fit. Contoured to flatter women’s curves. 4.3 oz., 100% Fine Jersey cotton (Girls "Khaki" color t-shirt is a light brown heather-colored tri-blend 50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon, style number TR301 track shirt), combed for softness and comfort. 100% Baby Rib cotton stretchable collar for comfort and durability. Reinforced shoulder construction to maintain shape through repeated washings. Durable double-stitched bottom hem. Made in the USA.

 

WOMENS
SMALL
WOMENS MEDIUM
WOMENS LARGE
WOMENS XL
U.S. Size (Chest)
30-32 (A)
32-34 (B)
34-36 (C)
36-38 (D)
Front Body Length*
23.375" 26" 26.625" 27.25"
Chest Width**
15.5"
16.5"
17.75"
18.75"
*Front Body Length = back collar to bottom hem of shirt
**Chest Width = armpit to armpit across front of shirt
 
 
Kids Regular Fit T-Shirts
Manufactured by Gildan.* 5.3 oz., 100% cotton, preshrunk (Kids "Heather Grey" color t-shirt is 90% cotton/10% polyester). Seamless double-needle collar; taped neck and shoulders; double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Imported. Made under strict anti-sweatshop conditions. *Please note: In extremely rare cases, we may substitute a comparable brand such as Jerzees, Fruit Of The Loom, etc if Gildan is not readily available from our supplier.

 

KIDS
X-SMALL
(2-4)

KIDS
SMALL
(6-8)

KIDS
MEDIUM
(10-12)
KIDS
LARGE
(14-16)
KIDS
XL

(18-20)
Chest Size
28" 32" 34" 36" 38"
Length*
18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Width**
14" 16" 17" 18" 19"
*Length = back collar to bottom hem of shirt
**Width = armpit to armpit across front of shirt
 
 
Hoodies (Hooded Pullover Sweatshirts)
Manufactured by Gildan*. Basic 50% cotton 50% polyester hooded sweatshirts with a standard (Unisex) fit. Ribbed cuffs and waistband. Double-lined hood with grommets and matching drawstring. Front muff pocket. Cover seaming on waistband. Imported. Made under strict anti-sweatshop conditions. *Please note: In extremely rare cases, we may substitute a comparable brand such as Jerzees, Fruit Of The Loom, etc if Gildan is not readily available from our supplier.

 

 

ADULT
SMALL
ADULT MEDIUM
ADULT
LARGE
ADULT
XL
ADULT 2XL
Chest Size
34-36
38-40
42-44
46-48
50-52
Front Body Length*
24"
24.5"
26"
27"
28"
Chest Width**
20"
22"
25"
26"
27"
*Front Body Length = back collar to bottom hem of shirt
**Chest Width = armpit to armpit across front of shirt
 
 
Tote Bags
Solid color, 6 ounce, cotton canvas tote. 22" handles. Dimensions: 15" x 16". One size only. Imported. Made under strict anti-sweatshop conditions.

 

O/S
Size
One Size Only
 
 
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