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Mens Regular Fit T-Shirts
5.3 oz., 100% cotton, regular fit, preshrunk (Guys "Heather Grey" color t-shirt is 90% cotton/10% polyester). Seamless double-needle collar; taped neck and shoulders; double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Imported. Made under strict anti-sweatshop conditions.

 

MENS
SMALL
MENS MEDIUM
MENS LARGE
MENS XL
MENS 2XL
MENS 3XL
Chest Size
34-36
38-40
42-44
46-48
50-52
54-56
Length*
28" 29" 30" 31" 32"
33"
Width**
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
28"
*Length = back collar to bottom hem of shirt
**Width = armpit to armpit across front of shirt
 
 

Mens Slim Fit T-Shirts
Manufactured by American Apparel ("Standard American" style number 2001) for men who desire a slim fit. Sizes run small. Slim-fit sizes are NOT pre-shrunk & may shrink down a half of a size after the first few washing/drying cycles, thus creating a tighter, slimmer fit. The softest, smoothest, best-looking T-shirt available anywhere. 4.3 oz., 100% Fine Jersey cotton construction (Mens Slim Fit "Heather Grey" t-shirt color contains 10% Polyester), (Mens Slim Fit "Khaki" color t-shirt is a light brown heather-colored tri-blend 50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon, style number TR401 track shirt), combed for softness and comfort. Durable rib neckband. Made in the USA.

 

MENS
SMALL
MENS MEDIUM
MENS LARGE
MENS XL
MENS 2XL
Chest Size
34-36
38-40
42-44
46-48
50-52
Length*
28 3/8" 29 3/8" 30 3/8" 31 3/8" 32 3/8"
Width**
18"
20"
22"
24"
26"
*Length = back collar to bottom hem of shirt
**Width = armpit to armpit across front of shirt
 
 

Womens Slim Fit T-Shirts
Manufactured by American Apparel ("Classic Girl" style number 2102) for women who desire a youthful slim fit. Sizes run small. Slim-fit sizes are NOT pre-shrunk & may shrink down a half of a size after the first few washing/drying cycles, thus creating a tighter, slimmer fit. Contoured to flatter women’s curves. 4.3 oz., 100% Fine Jersey cotton (Girls "Khaki" color t-shirt is a light brown heather-colored tri-blend 50% Polyester / 25% Cotton / 25% Rayon, style number TR301 track shirt), combed for softness and comfort. 100% Baby Rib cotton stretchable collar for comfort and durability. Reinforced shoulder construction to maintain shape through repeated washings. Durable double-stitched bottom hem. Made in the USA.

 

WOMENS
SMALL
WOMENS MEDIUM
WOMENS LARGE
WOMENS XL
U.S. Size (Chest)
30-32 (A)
32-34 (B)
34-36 (C)
36-38 (D)
Front Body Length*
23.375" 26" 26.625" 27.25"
Chest Width**
15.5"
16.5"
17.75"
18.75"
*Front Body Length = back collar to bottom hem of shirt
**Chest Width = armpit to armpit across front of shirt
 
 
Kids Regular Fit T-Shirts
5.3 oz., 100% cotton, preshrunk (Kids "Heather Grey" color t-shirt is 90% cotton/10% polyester). Seamless double-needle collar; taped neck and shoulders; double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Imported. Made under strict anti-sweatshop conditions.

 

KIDS
X-SMALL
(2-4)

KIDS
SMALL
(6-8)

KIDS
MEDIUM
(10-12)
KIDS
LARGE
(14-16)
KIDS
XL

(18-20)
Length*
18" 20" 22" 24" 26"
Width**
14" 16" 17" 18" 19"
*Length = back collar to bottom hem of shirt
**Width = armpit to armpit across front of shirt
 
 
Hoodies (Hooded Pullover Sweatshirts)
Basic 50% cotton 50% polyester hooded sweatshirts with a standard (Unisex) fit. Ribbed cuffs and waistband. Double-lined hood with grommets and matching drawstring. Front muff pocket. Cover seaming on waistband. Imported. Made under strict anti-sweatshop conditions.

 

 

ADULT
SMALL
ADULT MEDIUM
ADULT
LARGE
ADULT
XL
ADULT 2XL
Chest Size
34-36
38-40
42-44
46-48
50-52
Front Body Length*
24"
24.5"
26"
27"
28"
Chest Width**
20"
22"
25"
26"
27"
*Front Body Length = back collar to bottom hem of shirt
**Chest Width = armpit to armpit across front of shirt
 
 
Tote Bags
Solid color, 6 ounce, cotton canvas tote. 22" handles. Dimensions: 15" x 16". One size only. Imported. Made under strict anti-sweatshop conditions.

 

O/S
Size
One Size Only
 
 
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