It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and—as it always has—rock crushes scissors. 100% cotton t-shirt with screen print. Need to see our Size Chart?
50% cotton / 50% polyester hooded sweatshirt with screen
print. Ribbed cuffs and waistband. Double-lined hood with
grommets and matching drawstring. Front muff pocket. Cover
seaming on waistband.
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