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For A Minute There, You Bored Me To Death

Jesus Saves! Passes To Noah... He Shoots, He Scores!

Some People Think I Have A.D.D., But They Don't Under... Hey, Look! A Squirrel!

How About A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up?

National Sarcasm Society (Like We Need Your Support)

I'm Not A Gynecologist, But I'll Take A Look

$I Love Math (1+1=11)$

A Friend Will Help You Move, A Good Friend Will Help You Move A Body

I Love Cats, But I Can't Eat A Whole One

If You Can Read This, You're Within Roundhouse Kick Range

I Wish My Lawn Was Emo So It Would Cut Itself

Don't Ever Touch My Drum Set (Don't Touch It!)

Why Are You Wearing That Stupid Mansuit?

I'd Tell You To Go To Hell, But I Work There And Wouldn't Want To See You Everyday

Cancel My Subscription, I'm Tired Of Your Issues

There's Always Money In The Banana Stand

Procrastinators Of The World Unite! Tomorrow

Protected By Chihuahua (24 Hour Security Service)

It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin, Or Else It Gets The Hose Again

Head Foundation (Please Give Generously)

Bombing For Peace Is Like Fucking For Virginity

Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good

It's So Damn Hot... Milk Was A Bad Choice!

I Battle The R.O.U.S.'s (Rodents Of Unusual Size)

Mary Had A Little Lamb, I Ate It With Mint Sauce

I Am McLovin, The 25 Year-Old Hawaiian Organ Donor

I Got This Shirt For My Husband (Great Trade!)

I Got This Shirt For My Girlfriend (Great Trade!)

I Got This Shirt For My Boyfriend (Great Trade!)

I Got This Shirt For My Wife (Great Trade!)

This Is A Band Shirt, But You're Not Cool Enough To Know Them

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